Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS! " Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upįlashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cupĮxtraterrestrial, running over pedestrians I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerĪnd stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off! I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assįaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastĬ'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits offĪnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone elseĬause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted! " My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straightīut I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm.)Īnd Dr. Try 'cid and get f*cked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) ![]() Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
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